so_cooold ([info]so_cooold) wrote,
Ahhhh!!! Keyboards are much different here. I´m not sure I can cope with this. ¿Or can I? WHOA!! ¡¡¿¿What was that??!! ¡There, again!

Freaky. Anyhoo. I am alive and well. It´s amazing how quickly Spanish comes back to you when you´re getting ripped off. One minute you feel a little uncertain that you asked the lady for a pen and not her blouse, the next minute you´re cool-ly telling the taxi driver that you both happen to be in Peru and therefore prices are quoted in Peruvian money, and that you´d be happy to walk the five paces you´d get before being picked up by another taxi if it meant not being asked for gas money every half mile.

Anyway, I´m Bogarting the only internet connection here to write this so this´ll be the end of it. Hope all is well with all of you.

... and because I can: ¡¡¡ññññññññññññññññññÛÛÛÛÛ!!!

-B

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[info]rbarker22

August 10 2005, 17:10:15 UTC 6 years ago

Watch out for those peruvian hookers B. They'll be knocked up and looking for a green card before you can say "donde esta el bano"?

-Ryan

[info]so_cooold

August 15 2005, 02:55:46 UTC 6 years ago

Works every time:

Eloquent Peruvian Hooker: Your seed is planted within me. Make my fields green and vibrant with your green card.
Me: Green card?? I´m Canadian.
Eloquent Peruvian Hooker: In that event I will find a more suitable sire for my future child.
/exeunt ELOQUENT PERUVIAN HOOKER/

but thanks for the tip ;-)

Ooh, how I hope nobody is reading this over my shoulder.
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